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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 634thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,033rd
The ⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓒⓞⓞⓛ ⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
If in doubt, commit ethnic cleansing
Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population12.67 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderNicholas Supreme Emperor of the Universe
FaithNicholasism

CurrencyNichoPounds
AnimalMeowl

The ⓥⓔⓡⓨ ⓒⓞⓞⓛ ⓝⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ of Nicholas and Great Britain is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas Supreme Emperor of the Universe with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.67 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 3,610 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 284,966 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

"Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Nicholas Supreme Emperor of the Universe's stash", every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, and toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Meowl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nicholasism.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 309,746th in the world and 4,168th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -32 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 634thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,033rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,090thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,113thMost Secular: 1,594thLargest Mining Sector: 1,632ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,785thLargest Black Market: 1,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,878thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,637thMost Patriotic: 3,714thHighest Average Incomes: 3,990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,180thMost Authoritarian: 4,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,987thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,850thMost Conservative: 7,063rdHighest Economic Output: 7,505thLowest Crime Rates: 8,702ndLargest Governments: 11,625thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,001stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,661stMost Influential: 19,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,549thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,842ndMost Extreme: 30,822nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 91st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionMost Conservative: 145th in the regionMost Extreme: 189th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 334th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 362nd in the regionLargest Populations: 372nd in the region

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