The Free Land of -ThisGuy- is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 29 million -ThisGuy-ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient -ThisGuy-ian economy, worth 1.21 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,670 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -ThisGuy-'s national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-ThisGuy- is ranked 114,470^th in the world and 1,427^th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,252.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.