The Colony of -dovewing- is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 3.245 billion -dovewing-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.7%.

The -dovewing-ian economy, worth 158 trillion leaves a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,733 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. -dovewing-'s national animal is the blackbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

-dovewing- is ranked 174,897^th in the world and 7^th in Land of the free for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,733.63 Standard Monetary Units.