The Evergreen Island of Stormaen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chuck Itakam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.939 billion Stormaeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stormaener economy, worth a remarkable 3,060 trillion Stormaen dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,223 Stormaen dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. Stormaen's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican Church in Stormaen.

Stormaen is ranked 24,380^th in the world and 35^th in Canada for Safest, scoring 111.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.