The Desert People of Mirahge is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General Chekman with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.378 billion Mirahgeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falorn. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirahgean economy, worth a remarkable 9,548 trillion Memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,895 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mirahge's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Grilled Cheese.

Mirahge is ranked 528^th in the world and 1^st in Canada for Safest, scoring 187.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.