The Evergreen Island of Stormaen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chuck Itakam with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.866 billion Stormaeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stormaener economy, worth a remarkable 3,086 trillion Stormaen dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,343 Stormaen dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. Stormaen's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican Church in Stormaen.

Stormaen is ranked 268,134^th in the world and 118^th in Canada for Most Primitive, scoring -230.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.