The Allied Kingdom of Oppalli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 2.986 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 511 trillion Roylands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,419 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, it's best not to ask what goes into Ihaj Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 6,489^th in the world and 341^st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 148 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.