The Loser Lemur of Vyata Temor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marty XXVI with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical population of 8.153 billion Temorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antananananarivo. The average income tax rate is 85.5%.

The all-consuming Temorian economy, worth 732 trillion Macadamia Nuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,837 Macadamia Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Vyata Temor, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyata Temor's national animal is the Aye-Aye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marsupialism.

Vyata Temor is ranked 28,948^th in the world and 20^th in Saint Helene for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,522.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.