The Imperial Republic of New Narag Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Sol Cerium Narag with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.524 billion Neo-Naragians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Narag. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Narag Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 8,518 trillion Celestials a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 629,853 Celestials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and the little guy plays a big role in New Narag Empirean politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Narag Empire's national animal is the Sand Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Temple of the Chosen.

New Narag Empire is ranked 675^th in the world and 1^st in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 183.85 law-abiding acts per hour.