The Corporate City State of Dashiki City is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Venturarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.57 billion Dashikins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dashikin economy, worth a remarkable 1,825 trillion Holy Dosh D̵̬̆s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 327,718 Holy Dosh D̵̬̆s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,933,368 per year while the poor average 25,760, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Steven Venturarch's throne, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and Dashikins believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dashiki City's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tevkravus.

Dashiki City is ranked 49,847^th in the world and 28^th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.22 law-abiding acts per hour.