Population | 8.987 billion |
Capital | Glendale |
Leader | Wesley Fists |
Faith | Stoner-Bushido |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Ghoulie |
The Stoned Samurai Code of Wesley Fists is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wesley Fists with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.987 billion Daybreakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Daybreaker economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,137 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is moderate. Wesley Fists's national animal is the Ghoulie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoner-Bushido.
Wesley Fists is ranked 284,728th in the world and 22nd in Warzone Asia for Safest, scoring 5.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Wesley Fists lodged a message on the Warzone Asia Regional Message Board.
- : Wesley Fists relocated from Daybreak to Warzone Asia.
- : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
- : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.