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Most Primitive: 1,627thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,645th
The Stoned Samurai Code of
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Wesley Fists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Wesley Fists

Population8.987 billion

CapitalGlendale
LeaderWesley Fists
FaithStoner-Bushido

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGhoulie

The Stoned Samurai Code of Wesley Fists is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wesley Fists with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.987 billion Daybreakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Daybreaker economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,137 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is moderate. Wesley Fists's national animal is the Ghoulie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoner-Bushido.

Wesley Fists is ranked 284,728th in the world and 22nd in Warzone Asia for Safest, scoring 5.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Primitive: 1,627thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,645thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,375thLargest Black Market: 4,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,128thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,442ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,536thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,720thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,818thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,443rdMost Avoided: 13,544thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 16,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,649thBest Weather: 18,375thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,871stHighest Economic Output: 23,135thMost Developed: 26,906thHighest Average Incomes: 27,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,219thLargest Governments: 28,650th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Wesley Fists lodged a message on the Warzone Asia Regional Message Board.
  • : Wesley Fists relocated from Daybreak to Warzone Asia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.

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