
| Population | 14.085 billion |
| Capital | Glendale |
| Leader | Wesley Fists |
| Faith | Stoner-Bushido |
| Currency | Dollar |
| Animal | Ghoulie |
The Stoned Samurai Code of Wesley Fists is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Wesley Fists with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.085 billion Daybreakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Daybreaker economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,630 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, and Wesley Fists is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wesley Fists's national animal is the Ghoulie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoner-Bushido.
Wesley Fists is ranked 133,239th in the world and 15th in Warzone Asia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 791.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Governments.
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Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
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Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Wesley Fists, Wesley Fists is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
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Wesley Fists, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach.
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Wesley Fists, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets.























































