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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,537th
The Stoned Samurai Code of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
I'm trying to make up for my past.
Wesley Fists
Influence
Handshaker
Coastal Sentry
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Wesley Fists

Population14.085 billion

CapitalGlendale
LeaderWesley Fists
FaithStoner-Bushido

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGhoulie

The Stoned Samurai Code of Wesley Fists is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Wesley Fists with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.085 billion Daybreakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Daybreaker economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,630 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, and Wesley Fists is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wesley Fists's national animal is the Ghoulie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoner-Bushido.

Wesley Fists is ranked 133,239th in the world and 15th in Warzone Asia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 791.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,972ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,537thLargest Black Market: 3,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,458thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,707thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,344thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,218thLargest Mining Sector: 12,010thHighest Economic Output: 12,848thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,687thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,323rdBest Weather: 16,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,409thHighest Average Incomes: 18,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,957thMost Developed: 22,361stMost Efficient Economies: 23,028thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,661st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Governments.
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, Wesley Fists is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets.

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