The Xunj'tis Zkasaeva Sith Aeuso of Malumynumen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dark Council with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.859 billion Sith are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dromund Kaas. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sith economy, worth a remarkable 4,130 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 348,312 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malumynumen's national animal is the Hydra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Order of the Sith.

Malumynumen is ranked 281,676^th in the world and 133^rd in Institute of Cellulose for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.61 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.