The United Kingdom of The British Imperial is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Xander II with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.39 billion Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient British Imperialian economy, worth a remarkable 3,047 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,916 Imperial Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Imperial's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The British Imperial is ranked 4,281^st in the world and 1^st in UAS Interstellar RP for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.31 law-abiding acts per hour.