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TMZ

Governor: Adolf Twitler

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Adolf Twitler

Last WA Update:

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 194th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 206th Highest Crime Rates: 233rd+10
Most Armed: 268th Largest Gambling Industry: 299th Most Avoided: 309th Rudest Citizens: 336th Most Rebellious Youth: 361st Most Authoritarian: 404th Fattest Citizens: 634th Nudest: 809th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,909th Most Extreme: 2,674th
World Factbook Entry

TMZ

You're traveling through another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of crimes.
A journey into a worthless land whose boundaries are that of incarceration.
That's the sh!tpost up ahead—your next stop,
the Thirty Mile Zone.

Object known as a camera, vintage uncertain, origin unknown. But for the greedy, the avaricious, the fleet of foot who can run a four-minute mile so long as they're chasing a fast buck, it makes believe that it's an ally, but it isn't at all.
It's a beckoning come-on for a quick walk around the block in the Thirty Mile Zone ...hurray for Hollywood? Hell no.

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Embassies: Travelling Wilburys.

Tags: Featured, Governorless, and Minuscule.

TMZ contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in TMZ

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, TMZ is ranked 206th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Yellow Politician of Ed MarkeyCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Another 8 terms can't hurt...”
2.The Free Land of RaiderbandPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Patience and perseverance have a magical effect.”

Regional Happenings

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TMZ Regional Message Board

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Marilyn

Arbarile wrote:Hello! is someone there?

Yah!

Adolf Twitler

Marilyn

The Featured Region Express wrote:As a train pulls into the TMZ station, a train announcement is made.

*Now arriving at TMZ station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor JACJ, would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the platform and watch the gap while boarding the train.*

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the TMZ station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on my liking of the region): Coach Class

Oh thank you!

*blows kisses*

Adolf Twitler

Adolf Twitler

Wow-wee Ka-powee!

We've been featured twice in less than 2 years!!

TMZ rules NS!!

Adolf Twitler

Arbarile wrote:Hello! is someone there?

Welcome to TMZ. Pardon my smell, but I was dead for a little while... so who r you?

Inmate Trump

Inmate Trump

Adolf Twitler wrote:Welcome to TMZ. Pardon my smell, but I was dead for a little while... so who r you?

Damn! I just wanna be this guy.

The Yellow Politician of Ed Markey

Where did everyone go? :(

Adolf Twitler

Adolf Twitler

Ed Markey wrote:Where did everyone go? :(

They're like the tide. It's out now.

The Yellow Politician of Ed Markey

And it must come in soon! we need the return of Pirate Joe Biden to help us in these turbulent times

The Yellow Politician of Ed Markey

Present.

The Yellow Politician of Ed Markey

I CANNOT BELIEVE Seth Moulton is primarying me in my OWN state. I have easily another 30 years in the US Senate.

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