The Republic of Warfburg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeremy Brennan with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.215 billion Warfburgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latos. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warfburgian economy, worth 364 trillion wrens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,379 wrens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warfburg's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Warfburg is ranked 6,514^th in the world and 27^th in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 127.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.