Population | 15.604 billion |
Capital | Choco-Mintia |
Leader | Almighty Dollar |
Faith | Consumerism |
Currency | cookie |
Animal | sourdough starter |
The Combined Corporations of Win Mints is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Almighty Dollar with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.604 billion Minties live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choco-Mintia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mintian economy, worth a remarkable 5,698 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 365,167 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Win Mints, the internal market is thriving, Almighty Dollar can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and the children of Win Mints are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Win Mints's national animal is the sourdough starter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.
Win Mints is ranked 290,989th in the world and 3,718th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.88 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Win Mints endorsed The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Win Mints endorsed The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Win Mints endorsed The Empire of Hersegovia.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Empire of Hersegovia.
- : Win Mints was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Win Mints was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Win Mints endorsed The Cyberocracy of Kisovec.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Cyberocracy of Kisovec.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 57 » Mediobogdum, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, Podium, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, Condonohia, Overthinkers, Jigsland, Corbeil, New Belia, The Undivided, Glorious Existence, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hongg Kong, Nes Repuland, Apexiala, Guitermot, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Federnachois, Zuriath, Algueneia, Crickoworse, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Savitri, Peourouin, Liberillia, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Succedania, Ulinzistan, Rotvania, Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Fotisdia, Tsangenya, Xebloso, Wooo, Great Jameston, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, Camari, Acargite, Pushistia, Hexion, Eyluvmenia, and 7 others.Zoran, KalayaPaan, Wakoshima, Kisovec, Hersegovia, Fujai, and Dalimbar.