Population | 2.601 billion |
Capital | Tokyo |
Leader | Monika |
Currency | Japanese Yen |
Animal | cat |
The Confederacy of Monika State is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Monika with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.601 billion Monika Stateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Monika Statean economy, worth 387 trillion Japanese Yen a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,153 Japanese Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monika State's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Monika State is ranked 31,175th in the world and 531st in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 108.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Monika State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Monika State was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
- : Following new legislation in Monika State, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.