The Kingdom of Eqquals is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme One with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 964 million Eqqualsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New American. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eqqualsian economy, worth 55.6 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,693 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eqquals's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eqquals flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eqquals's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eqquals is ranked 32,318^th in the world and 458^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 810.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.