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Some statistics didn't come back either
WE ARE NOW BACK
Mapico and Virifortis
HAHA YEAH BABY
we back yall
HEE HAW!!
*drops carloads of shrimp*
well, that was weird.
thank you!!!
Hello my children! Did you miss me?
Hey look what I got 8^)
I would just like to leave this here to clear any confusion. Nothing happened between April 14th and April 25th. There was no server Hamster Uprising.
If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
30,000 Reads: 5:30 P.M. May 6th, 2024
Thank You So Much To Everyone Who Has Pinned This Dispatch In Their Respective Regions!
Please Be Aware: You Are Only Added To This List If You Pin THIS Dispatch. I Am Perfectly Happy With You Pinning My Other Dispatches As Well, But, The Only Thing That Will Put You On This List Is Pinning THIS One.
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Neo-Hermitius of The Universal Union
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Billyabna of Spiritalia
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PersonRevolution of Armies of the World
Starulinska of Wellester United
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The former of regiens of Regional form
Saturning of Uranus Saturn
Bingo of Commonwealth Of Orange Nations
Manage Democracy of The Gran Republic
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SdSlayer Clone 1 of Is that a GD REFERENCE
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Kuratsala of Sub Pacific
Imperial Dhoutaland of Democratic Unity
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Yharon of Praeterea
Vyktoria of Itavran Sector
DEPRESSION AND ADHD of depressed kelso
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Two natons w of Two Natons W
Germanic Cat Embassy of new EPIC free lands to all NationStates
The Baby Nation of Neo Frontier Defense Pact
Alogiada-2 of A region
Nuevo Meshiko of Zemlya
Abolished Reality of Zero
New Temecula of Greater Temecula
Germanic Cat Embassy 2 of Computervirusfan
Germanic Cat Embassy 3 of Cats Free Region with Free Catnip
Empitast of The West Russia
Eclipseland of the republic of the moon
Kusaland of The United States Of Israel
Chimore of Chimore
Atkik Isles of Atkik Empire
Croissant Foudner of Croissant
Midnight Querria of Midnight Vale
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Oceanie Orientale of Unification Ottomane de Shura
Plan Neonie of Atlantiva
The Hurricane of The Great Storm
Susibaking of Shart
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Delark of the region of ducks
Arvadia of Bozarkia
Kolatis of United Democratic Nations
East Leaf Republic of The Second Asia
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ValVodia of Random NS Region
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Will Burtz of A New Place at a different Time
Tama puppet 1 of Tama
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Chesapeake Founder of New Chesapeake
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Thank You All So Much For All Of Your Support! :D:D:D
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
NOTE SECTION 2.0!
Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website for this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising
Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II
Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.
Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!
Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!
Note 7: May 9th, 2024 - In 6 days... We went from 10,000 reads to over 33,000 reads.
thoughts?
25th April, 2024
To the Esteemed Citizens of The Coalition,
Greetings,
It is with tremendous honor and reverence that we, the undersigned, hereby announce the status quo of The People's Union Senate on this auspicious day, the 25th of April, 2024. In mild of latest ameliorations within our esteemed government, born from the collective aspirations and unwavering solve of our loved population, the need for a novel, noble body to encompass the need of the people has become apparent.
The People's Union Senate stands as a bastion of democracy, a beacon of desire amidst the winds of trade. Founded upon the ideas of justice, equity, and the collective welfare of our liked country, this august organization shall serve as the voice of the humans, the custodian of their aspirations, and the guardian of their rights.
With steadfast commitment and unwavering determination, we pledge to uphold the sanctity of this noble organization, to make sure transparency, accountability, and inclusivity in all our endeavors. Let it's known that The People's Union Senate shall tirelessly attempt to recognize the hopes and dreams of each citizen, to foster cohesion, harmony, and prosperity for the duration of our remarkable land.
As we embark upon this sacred adventure collectively, let us reaffirm our unwavering dedication to the ideals upon which our nation become founded, and allow us to march forth with braveness, determination, and cohesion closer to a brighter the following day.
Long live The People's Union Senate! Long live The Coalition!
Yours faithfully,
National Government of the Coalition
READ MORE BELOW
This letter that you just read was a letter delivered from the president to the people.
What is it about? The founding of the Union Senate, a body that will legislate laws and act as a guardian for the rights of the people.
🏦Head of the Senate: Joseph Price
*fires M-2 Browning into the air*
there was no uprising in Ba Sing Se
We are so back
It's not joever boys, we're so incredibly back!
Curlyhoward missed all you craaaaaaaaaaazies so bad!!!
But, 
Alice Parker, Curlyhoward missed you more than anything....
Don’t say crap about being back. We don’t want to jinks it
The earth king would like to invite you to lake laogai
To celebrate this momentous occasion, Curlyhoward sez that all cactus coolers, crack pops and ganja are on the house for the next hour!!!!
Belly up to the bar ya craaaaaaaaaaaazies!!!!!
Half the populations starving without being able to shove cake propaganda down throats
Curlyhoward, Ebonhand, and Virifortis
no thank you
does anyone want some reantree oranges?
Because Im selling them at 100% off
you know why the blackout happened? because the cakeist where in charge! down with the cakeist regime! up with the pie-latriat!
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