The Federation of ValVodia is a small, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism and enforced nudity. The cynical population of 40 million ValVodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The ValVodian economy, worth 1.96 trillion RMS Titanics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,070 RMS Titanics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime is moderate. ValVodia's national animal is the Countryball, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ValVodia is ranked 197,124^th in the world and 2^nd in Random NS Region for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.