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Hardly
I see you people are busy with spiders
*runs away*
Time for me to go sleepy
Though i guess one can still reach me on discord for a while
Good nighty
The Solar System Scope and Auphelia
4 TSPers die per second as of 10 minutes ago. 10 minutes is 600 seconds, 600*4 = 2400.
Nice 2400 kills, Auphelia. 20 more minutes and the entire population will likely be gone.
*several mechanical tentacles, arms, legs, wings, paws, and formless appendages erupt from beneath the surface of your skin*
*metal pours from beneath your skin, enlarging into various weapons*
*scythes, swords, spears, guns, cannons, whips, and claws whip out, shredding anything that comes close as you tear through the TSP proper*
*buildings collapse as you tear through their supports, cannibalising the metal within them to add to your mass*
Not the spring green button, you fool!
*the TSP Special Forces mobilise to try and stop you, evacuating civilians and launching various bombs at you*
*your rampage continues and you grow a massive pile driver out of your back, striking the ground in a massive blow that opens a sinkhole, swallowing three city blocks, including the Tim Stark Stock Exchange*
*sirens wail across TSP as the outer reaches of the region begin receiving the first of the refugees*
Press the other green button!
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Volaworand, Rabbitz, and 1 otherFloofoland
I don't know...
*tries to comfort you*
The Solar System Scope and Auphelia
*doesn't try to stop TSSS*
What, I'm just a lowly reservist.
This is like Horizon: Zero Dawn innit? *draws bow*
The Solar System Scope and Floofoland
*Can only hear the decimation of TSP from the depths*
Oh dear...I guess it's time to make some calls.
...
Good. The entire country is now on lockdown. The military are guarding every inch of the border and all citizens are safely evacuated. Now to see if we can ride out this apocalypse while I continue my climb...
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Volaworand
*Watches the rampage*
Not another one.
*Sighs*
You should really make a red and green button instead of two greens Auphelia
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Volaworand, and Eastern nhc
*is busy fighting the TSSS mutant thingy with a bow and arrow, and a dagger* AAAAAAAAAAH *brings down the mutant*
The Solar System Scope and Rabbitz
5520 dead now.
Oh dear.
*the various defenders of TSP rise up, armies of raccoons and flying sharks, waves of living water and massive serpents, all trying to slow down TSSS*
*the flood of deaths slows to a trickle as the city centre of TSP is near fully evacuated*
We'll need all the help we can get to stop him.
*begins to sew you up, using the bodies of the dead around you to create a crude amalgam of what was once your lower half and wings*
You had better go fight him now, or all of TSP could fall into ruin.
*TSSS lurches into the rural areas of TSP now that more than half of the city is a smoking ruin*
*plasma blasts, launched metal spears, and bullets tear through the hordes of refugees as they retreat even further and various defenders are taken down*
*the reserves are called up and regional allies begin to open their gates to take in the fleeing TSPers, while other regions begin to barricade themselves away in hopes TSSS won't be able to get through to them*
*his flamethrowers light up the sky as their flames burn through the forests and fields*
Not the lime green one!
I am realising now I shouldn't have put fifty green buttons on your control panel.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Volaworand, Rabbitz, and 1 otherEastern nhc
THAT'S THE LIME GREEN BUTTON, DUMB FOX!
EDIT: I predicted Auphelia's edit... :)
*still does nothing other than watch*
There's nothing in the SPSF Discord, therefore I don't have to do anything.
*Get's the full-auto Mixmaster twin energy barrel assault rifle*
Let's get him
*Fires one round*
Well that's my contribution
Did you press the right GREEN BUTTON?
Did you?!
OH FOR F- *draws bow again and fires at TSSS*
The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, and Rabbitz
Post self-deleted by Eastern nhc.
*the metal of the arrow is simply absorbed into his new form as he rampages*
You fool!
Such simple weapons cannot hurt him now, especially not metal!
*the TSP Special Forces, or what are left of them, shelter down and try to fire laser blasts from a distance, but each hit only scrapes a small amount of mass from the hulking monster that is TSSS, who nearly scrapes the clouds in height, having stolen nearly half of the metal from the city*
The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, and Felis silvestris grampia
Oops, forgot to type my reply before lodging...
But you can't do that, you're dead.
F- off, i'm still alive. *draws bow and switches arrows to carbon-fiber incendiaries* *sets the machine on fire*
Wrong.
Yes, if only...
*is horribly disfigured*
I don't want to fight him... He's my sweetheart ;-;
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Felis silvestris grampia
*stabs you with an arrow* i'm alive.
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