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The Solar System Scope wrote:

Nooo!
Btw, how am I standing up? I have six legs but also "arms"...
Noooo!
*presses the green button this time*

*several mechanical tentacles, arms, legs, wings, paws, and formless appendages erupt from beneath the surface of your skin*

*metal pours from beneath your skin, enlarging into various weapons*

*scythes, swords, spears, guns, cannons, whips, and claws whip out, shredding anything that comes close as you tear through the TSP proper*

*buildings collapse as you tear through their supports, cannibalising the metal within them to add to your mass*

Not the spring green button, you fool!

*the TSP Special Forces mobilise to try and stop you, evacuating civilians and launching various bombs at you*

*your rampage continues and you grow a massive pile driver out of your back, striking the ground in a massive blow that opens a sinkhole, swallowing three city blocks, including the Tim Stark Stock Exchange*

*sirens wail across TSP as the outer reaches of the region begin receiving the first of the refugees*

Press the other green button!