The Federation of Ser Solkolvidlepubad is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ser People with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.081 billion Ser Solkolvidlepubadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ser Commune. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ser Solkolvidlepubadian economy, worth 115 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 55,567 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the nation's biggest export is stupidity, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ser Solkolvidlepubad's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ser Solkolvidlepubad is ranked 273,620^th in the world and 5,737^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.