The Federation of Ser Solkolvidlepubad is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ser People with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.32 billion Ser Solkolvidlepubadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ser Commune. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ser Solkolvidlepubadian economy, worth 192 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,046 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ser Solkolvidlepubad's border, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ser Solkolvidlepubad's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ser Solkolvidlepubad is ranked 289,539^th in the world and 5,318^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,100.09 Standard Monetary Units.