The Empire of Parryist United Kingdom is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.044 billion Parryist United Kingdomians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Parryist United Kingdomian economy, worth 77.5 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,278 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime is totally unknown. Parryist United Kingdom's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Parryist United Kingdom is ranked 142,276^th in the world and 3,087^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.67 law-abiding acts per hour.