The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.426 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,060 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Pilot Montelo II panders to nontraditional families, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 2,670^th in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,332.96 on the Gilded Widget Scale.