The Aero-Principality ✈️ of Osheiga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Montelo I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.424 billion Oshe'igans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of E'exovahtova. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oshe'igan economy, worth 177 trillion flight tickets a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,823 flight tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, the Oshe'igan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime is totally unknown. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aeroism.

Osheiga is ranked 1,658^th in the world and 1^st in Aerospace for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,427.56 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.