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Osheiga

Population1.424 billion

CapitalE'exovahtova
LeaderPrince Montelo I
FaithAeroism

Currencyflight ticket
Animaldodo

The Aero-Principality ✈️ of Osheiga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Montelo I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.424 billion Oshe'igans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of E'exovahtova. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oshe'igan economy, worth 177 trillion flight tickets a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,823 flight tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, the Oshe'igan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime is totally unknown. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aeroism.

Osheiga is ranked 1,658th in the world and 1st in Aerospace for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,427.56 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 104thMost Influential: 983rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,037thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,829thMost Pacifist: 2,186thSafest: 2,356thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,699thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,759thBest Weather: 3,230thHealthiest Citizens: 4,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,418thMost Inclusive: 4,523rdHighest Food Quality: 5,601stMost Secular: 5,605thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,338thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,065thMost Developed: 7,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,808thMost Cultured: 9,332ndLargest Governments: 10,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,188thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,383rdSmartest Citizens: 10,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,101stLowest Crime Rates: 11,720thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,912thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,722ndMost Income Equality: 20,572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,650thHighest Average Incomes: 24,028thMost Politically Free: 25,180th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, the Oshe'igan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in Osheiga, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.

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