The Jingoistic States of Cramee Clueerbil is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 332 million Cramee Clueerbilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cramee Clueerbilian economy, worth 32.1 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,649 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, Cramee Clueerbilian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cramee Clueerbil's national animal is the Eggs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cramee Clueerbil is ranked 51,136^th in the world and 1,044^th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,837.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.