The Constitutional Monarchy of British Falkland Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.166 billion British Falkland Islandsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanley. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse British Falkland Islandsian economy, worth 887 trillion pound sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,323 pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Falkland Islands's national animal is the gentoo penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

British Falkland Islands is ranked 15,280^th in the world and 436^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 25.91 average smiles per day.