The People's Republic of Badambo yards is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 29 million Badambo yardsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Badambo yardsian economy, worth 1.04 trillion Dayums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,805 Dayums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badambo yards's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Badambo yards is ranked 81,494^th in the world and 2,717^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.