Population | 16.064 billion |
Capital | Federick City |
Leader | The Great Leader |
Faith | Koem Kabism |
Currency | pound |
Animal | porpoise |
The Empire of Koem Kab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.064 billion Koem Kabs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth an astonishing 14,664 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 912,889 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
A signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.
Koem Kab is ranked 30,851st in the world and 1st in The Secret Order for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,110.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all.
- : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.