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Koem Kab was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 287
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 30th
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Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
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Koem Kab

Population13.007 billion

CapitalFederick City
LeaderThe Great Leader
FaithKoem Kabism

Currencypound
Animalporpoise

The Empire of Koem Kab is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.007 billion Koem Kabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federick City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Koem Kabian economy, worth an astonishing 11,086 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 852,358 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koem Kab's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koem Kabism.

Koem Kab is ranked 311th in the world and 1st in The Secret Order for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 88.78 Whatever.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1stHighest Poor Incomes: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 30thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Secular: 82ndMost Subsidized Industry: 90thLargest Black Market: 93rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 94thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 97thLargest Information Technology Sector: 102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102ndMost Efficient Economies: 135thMost Corrupt Governments: 176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 277thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 311thLargest Insurance Industry: 315thMost Armed: 317thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 322ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 329thLargest Mining Sector: 335thLargest Agricultural Sector: 345thLargest Governments: 350thMost Patriotic: 472ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 485thSmartest Citizens: 499thHighest Economic Output: 527thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 554thFattest Citizens: 590thLargest Retail Industry: 635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 765thLargest Publishing Industry: 788thMost Advanced Public Education: 834thLowest Crime Rates: 834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,362ndMost Cultured: 1,718thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,043rdRudest Citizens: 2,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,877thMost Developed: 2,987thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,746thMost Avoided: 8,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,215thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,399thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,838thMost Influential: 18,311thMost Authoritarian: 20,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,702ndLargest Populations: 26,315th

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  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Koem Kab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Koem Kab, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.

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