Population | 30.141 billion |
Capital | Seagrave |
Leader | Firefighter Clemente |
Faith | Church of the Rising Phoenix |
Currency | Brotherhood |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 30.141 billion Crazy Firemenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,655 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,443 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz, and Firefighter Clemente steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.
Crazy Firemen is ranked 290,039th in the world and 6,940th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31.34 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Gay Agenda of Tungstan.
- : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 47 » Farrakhan, Beezertopia, The Horror Channel, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Zavea, Emeseses, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Arkhane, Razorback, Fragmented Spero, Nation of Urie, Masters86, TorNaGul, Rubian Empire, New Anarchisticstan, Foraldn, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Himadras, Arctic Lands, Lux Prima, Authors, Orcuo, Ignormus, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Elaribel, Federated Ugasque Countries, Brovnodia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, The Tyrannical state of Wine, New French Nation, Sealand newam, Llanfyrhall, Of the drug addicts, ECC Norway, Mad Jack Is Rejected, and Tungstan.