The Card Farm of 7890000 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.844 billion 7890000ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The powerhouse 7890000ian economy, worth 824 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,264 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,121 per year while the poor average 20,416, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, billions of rubles are being blown on orbital weapons development, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered 7890000ian weed picker are way up, and critics of Leader literally can't find their head on their shoulders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7890000's national animal is the kangaroo and its national religion is Duck worship.

7890000 is ranked 74,302^nd in the world and 4,335^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,897.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.