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You have a better army? We're more powerful. You have better technology? We're more powerful. You've convinced the rest of the world to fight me? We're more powerful.
It does not matter what you do, we are more powerful ten fold.
/j
After a small grass-touching break, it feels great to spout lore/the conlang again.
You have sinned by wronging the great Gharkost Sero, harbinger of the clan Serane and liege lord of some 150 million souls in a land of much greater renown than yours, as of course the grand army of the Sovereign Gharkostcīmclānrepublicetâ is the greatest army in the known world - it's great warriors each of whose creed carries a legacy of great skill in battle.
Vazokum arambīlonari؛ vataben cet arambīlon tur ärolenr cit valarme nakatharâ!
Vazokum arambeelonari; vataben chet arambeelon tur aurolenuhr chit valarme nakathara.
We will defend the people of this world; we will make this world [the] our fortress that fights sins.
I would just like to leave this here to clear any confusion. Nothing happened between April 14th and April 25th. There was no server Hamster Uprising.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
Thank You So Much To Everyone Who Has Pinned This Dispatch In Their Respective Regions!
Ebonhand of The South Pacific
Aivintis of The East Pacific
Saint Belmar II of Cardsia
Communist Lop card of Cult of Miku
Singaporen Wafflecracy of Wafflecracy
Japan and America of Tes Cubsur dominion
Neonian Imperium of Neonian Empire
Neo-Hermitius of The Universal Union
Alex Asteorra of Alex
Jacose of Novarus
Socialist Republic of Soviet Union of Land of Europa
Landbang Rkipo Islands of UEPU
Gorutimania of The Imperial Republican States
Republics of the Solar Union of A Milky Way
Billyabna of Spiritalia
-Lagene of Alvaro
PersonRevolution of Armies of the World
Starulinska of Wellester United
West Nichibotsu of Council of Asia
Lillies of Iris
Dharmasya of The United Mapgame Nations
Chinchilla Land of Genzic Lands
The former of regiens of Regional form
Saturning of Uranus Saturn
Bingo of Commonwealth Of Orange Nations
Manage Democracy of The Gran Republic
Vieinuu of Animal Nations Support Pact
Imperial Catorianis of The Global Elite
Legally Insane Shrimp of Every Body of Water
Lizgrad of Ocala Ejection Contest
Rotov of Norwegian forest cats street cats friend
SdSlayer Clone 1 of Is that a GD REFERENCE
Baharan of Northern Banten
Tanaa of Raj
Lethinia of Roses Without Thorns
British new arics takenctara of Unicode
Ostrovskiy of The Union of Democratic States
Azov steel 2022 of NATO 2022
Thinarport of illions Count 2024
Doforeia of The Heart Shaped Duck Pond
Lower iegeos habelan of Kingdom Federations
Kuratsala of Sub Pacific
Imperial Dhoutaland of Democratic Unity
Mind galeldonquangas of Jan Suskith
The Illenium of improper garrison si
Greater Romanian-Deutsch State of Alemannia
Yharon of Praeterea
Vyktoria of Itavran Sector
DEPRESSION AND ADHD of depressed kelso
Pachaenito of Where Germaniccat Rules
Two natons w of Two Natons W
Germanic Cat Embassy of new EPIC free lands to all NationStates
The Baby Nation of Neo Frontier Defense Pact
Alogiada-2 of A region
Nuevo Meshiko of Zemlya
Abolished Reality of Zero
New Temecula of Greater Temecula
Germanic Cat Embassy 2 of Computervirusfan
Germanic Cat Embassy 3 of Cats Free Region with Free Catnip
Empitast of The West Russia
Eclipseland of the republic of the moon
Kusaland of The United States Of Israel
Chimore of Chimore
Atkik Isles of Atkik Empire
Croissant Foudner of Croissant
Midnight Querria of Midnight Vale
Fuggersburg of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Oceanie Orientale of Unification Ottomane de Shura
Plan Neonie of Atlantiva
The Hurricane of The Great Storm
Susibaking of Shart
Ymeuura of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Delark of the region of ducks
Arvadia of Bozarkia
Kolatis of United Democratic Nations
Thank You All So Much For All Of Your Support! :D:D:D
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
NOTE SECTION 2.0!
Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website out of this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising
Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II
Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.
Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!
Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!
I'm gonna be real with you. The nation that your clans and their peoples make up is currently one of the few socialist nations we have respect for, and not because of your military might or potential trade between us.
We fully respect your militaristic cultures and with how I've changed Z'verto (with there being millions of (albeit slightly) different cultures here), us Z'vo can relate to the peoples of Kathartome.
If Z'verto wasn't such a mess, we'd try to improve relations between us.
We back my freind ^_^
Woo
(Thought it was joever for a second, but we are so barack)
Cassandra: "Maybe it did, wouldn't be the first time."
Thomas: "My guess is some guy in Whitecoast State went to a bathroom in Taco Bell again."
Cassandra: "Most likely. Now then, where were we? Oh, right. The car."
*The three of them enter the car. It is very cozy inside with soft seats, a table, and even a small tv screen*
Tangent: Millions of "cultures" (even if slightly different) is still a lot. The entire world has around 4000 cultures (according to a quick search; imo I'd pin this at around 15000). Anyway, back to the reply.
Hierarchy at every stage of life or level of government, has always permitted for the advancement of civilization. It is the primary reason why this great bastion of the great virtues still stands strong today, those hierarchies bringing to light the glory of these aforementioned virtues. To stray from this is to allow for sin to fester within the hallowed halls of our people. Neither the light of the sun or the light of the two moons, realms far from the one where mortals have found themselves to be, can eclipse the brightness of the great virtues. It is in this regard why He attained kariljä (lit. virtuous-life), his own reason and his own mind bringing him to the grakalsi (lit. great secret, revelation). If He was not to ascertain from his own reason and his own mind that of the grakalsi, it is likely that the man whose flesh is of great golden gold would reign supreme in this mortal realm and therefore drown it in sin.
"NUH UH!!!!!" -Saluterran Delegation
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I love your mom!
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Hello I telegrammed 3 people welcome back, no ones answered :(
Then just as I sent the third one, NS crashed again, I think I broke it :/
Whoops
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I'll need to change it to maybe a few thousand tiny cultures. ~A few hundred big cultures.
Also, Z'verto was united by force, never by peace. And remains united because we hate other countries more than we hate ourselves.
If Z'verto was united by force by an empire that forced its language and culture everywhere, it's likely that many of your larger cultures will have been greatly influenced by it even if that culture doesn't exist anymore. Sort of like the Roman empire having a long-lasting effect both linguistically and culturally in France, Spain + Portugal, Romania. However, sometimes that influence eventually dissipated over time/another empire ruled that area longer and thus had more influence on its culture, sort of like the North African Latin/Romance culture and language.
I return from the dead. Even if only for a couple hours before needing to return to stock market monitoring.
Jar Wattinree, Katrzynija, and Maxifaer
We weren't united by force like that. More or less destroying the older empires in an attempt to unify Z'verto under one banner and freedom.
It wasn't till a few centuries ago we were able to make Z'vertonan the official language of the ZU.
We've never exactly forced our culture onto others, we've just had some federal laws passed before the self-balkanization time of Z'verto which is why there are decently libertarian ideals across Z'verto.
Yay, we are back on!
Bugs, bugs, bugs uwu
Maxifaer and Nova Cerulea
I can no longer see 'bugs' and not think of Helldivers 2.
I've been playing too much...
Jar Wattinree, Arthropyria, and Maxifaer
ah we are back online time to launch missiles again huraaaayyy!
** pieuww pieuuwww
So since the beginning of Q4 of school, I've been in the small gas engines class.
It's pretty fun, I've learned a lot about combustion, and I've gotten to take apart an engine. Today we removed the Flywheel, Ignition armature (not the sparkplug with it), and the muffler.
Fun stuff.
If I hear the words 'Lamna', 'Torque', or 'Electromotive force' again, I'm going to start chucking tables around
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Waffzel, 
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Mahibryn!
Welcome to the Pacific! We're delighted to have you here. It can be a bit daunting to play NationStates or to be in the Pacific for the first time (or if you're just coming back!), but we're here to help you out. Below you'll be able to find a checklist of things you can do to get started as it will help you get a grasp of the basics and introduce you to the wider Pacifican community. If you're not new to NationStates but new to the Pacific, do make sure to still follow the instructions; it helps out a ton!
First things first, join the World Assembly! It's like the United Nations but in NationStates. If you're confused on how to join the World Assembly, this guide should be able to help you out.
Once you've joined the World Assembly, you can endorse any nation that is also in the World Assembly. It is extremely important for the security of the region that you make sure to endorse our World Assembly Delegate East Durthang.
Now that you've endorsed our World Assembly Delegate, you can join our forums and then apply for citizenship in the New Pacific Order. At most, the process will take a few days, and then after that - you're officially a citizen of the New Pacific Order.
The last thing that you need to do to get started is to join our Discord server. It allows you to communicate with all the members of the New Pacific Order, stretching across 3 main branches and other games as well. Since you're a citizen, you'll also get access to the special citizens-only channel too.
BONUS
If you fancy yourself as a roleplayer, it's important that you make sure to read the RMB Roleplay Guidebook as it allows you to get an understanding of the basics of how roleplay is conducted in the Pacific. If you don't like the type of roleplay presented, you might want to consider joining the other Pacifican Roleplay Groups.
We hope you have a great time here in the Pacific!
Regards,
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Lamna. Torque. Electromotive force.
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