The ⠺⠁⠞⠑⠗⠍⠑⠇⠕⠝ ⠁⠎⠎⠕⠉⠊⠁⠞⠑⠎ of Random Country 453632 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Random Guy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 8.035 billion Randomians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randport. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Randomian economy, worth 619 trillion Randenominations a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,076 Randenominations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Country 453632's national animal is the Tychaiopragmus randomensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Acts of Random.

Random Country 453632 is ranked 27,728^th in the world and 467^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.12 law-abiding acts per hour.