The Greatest of All Time of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.867 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 9,597 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 310,940 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 2,128^th in the world and 3^rd in Spiritus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,071.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.