The People's Republic of Valvia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the VPC with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.758 billion Komrades have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Vae. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Komradian economy, worth 504 trillion Sosial Kredíts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,149 Sosial Kredíts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valvia's national animal is the Pijón, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chézizm.

Valvia is ranked 215,271^st in the world and 248^th in The Creeds for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.