The Democratic Republic of United Communes of Chile is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.437 billion Chilenos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuna Libre de Iquique. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,173 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing special about El Gran Presidente, jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 6,320^th in the world and 50^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 198.36 kickbacks per hour.