The Constitutional monarchy of Nigeriao Kingdom is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emila Carima with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, devout population of 6.292 billion Nigeriaoian are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arsenal. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nigeriaoia economy, worth 434 trillion Nafoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,059 Nafoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nigeriao Kingdom's national animal is the Nigeriaoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nigeriao Kingdom is ranked 204,955^th in the world and 1,234^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 41.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.