The Republic of New Cheesecakeland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 11.619 billion Cheesecakelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Cheesecakelandian economy, worth 780 trillion Cheesecake Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,139 Cheesecake Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of New Cheesecakeland's radio stations, and recognizing the New Cheesecakelandian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Cheesecakeland's national animal is the Cheesecake Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Cheesecakeland is ranked 216,788^th in the world and 18^th in The United Federations for Most Primitive, scoring -93.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.