The Kingdom of Greyrey is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Valya with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 3.296 billion Greyrey are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greyrey economy, worth 398 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 120,915 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greyrey's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greyrey is ranked 285,709^th in the world and 1,353^rd in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.53 kickbacks per hour.