The Sovereign Federation of Freecriers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oliver Kellner McCarthy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.543 billion Freecriers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miracle Star. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freecrian economy, worth 434 trillion Roundels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,772 Roundels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freecriers's national animal is the Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tormantium.

Freecriers is ranked 29,966^th in the world and 4^th in The Creeds for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.89 law-abiding acts per hour.