The Celtic Confederate of Canovium is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Glyndŵr with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.836 billion Canovas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maes-teg. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canoviumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Credyds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,625 Credyds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canovium's national animal is the Ddraig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristnogaeth.

Canovium is ranked 19,641^st in the world and 120^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 101.82 kickbacks per hour.