The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.993 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 219 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,206 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, vacationing Bizareks expect to be treated as royalty, and pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 88,427^th in the world and 1,983^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,764.22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.