Population | 9.677 billion |
Capital | Innsbruck |
Leader | Premier Ulrike |
Currency | Schilling |
Animal | marmot |
The Fraestat of The Tirol Region is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Ulrike with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 9.677 billion Tiroleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Tirolese economy, worth 968 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,061 Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and the latest superhero movie features a caped marmot with adamantium claws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tirol Region's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Tirol Region is ranked 204,614th in the world and 1,214th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Tirol Region was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Education, and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : The Tirol Region was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Tirol Region was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : The Tirol Region's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Tirol Region relocated from Lazarus to Europe.
- : The Tirol Region was refounded in Lazarus.
- : The Tirol Region ceased to exist in The alps.
- : The Tirol Region's influence in The alps fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : The Tirol Region was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : The Tirol Region was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.