The East PacificBoard

The Man-Killinginator is actually made by Civilians.

Yes you heard right.

Island Revildorian farmers attach Guns to their Tractors in order to get rid of Pesky Animals munching on their Crops. They mostly use Double Barrel Shotguns but sometimes they use Tommy Guns and other Weapons

Silvamar wrote:

If you want to make a nice factbook, look at Testlandia's HTML code factbook, where it should explain lots of things that could make your own dispatches look better.
You could also look at other popular factbooks on nation overviews, if you're looking for a Wikipedia like style, look at Ponderosa's national factbook.
If you're looking for a website feel, you can look at many factbooks of nations in this region.

thanks

Osmauri wrote:

...I won't ask >_<

god. Ragean snail mail?

No problem but we haven't received a Ragean parcel since 1867.

Good evening, how's everybody?

Osmauri wrote:

Arktialo? Istaria?
ANYWHERE?????

No no, what you gotta do is hand a random ship captain a letter in a bottle, and explain that it needs to get to so-and-so in Pakitsk. They'll pass it around to other captains, depending on who's going closer to the steppe, until eventually it maybe gets there! You can expect an answer within three to five business . . . years.

Yo I was looking at regional happenings and some guy named qqqqqqql and nnnl got banned what happened??

Pakitsk wrote:

Heresy. Pay no heed and you won't follow. Probably.

ok.

Brethren wrote:

No no, what you gotta do is hand a random ship captain a letter in a bottle, and explain that it needs to get to so-and-so in Pakitsk. They'll pass it around to other captains, depending on who's going closer to the steppe, until eventually it maybe gets there! You can expect an answer within three to five business . . . years.

*cries*

Pakitsk wrote:

Well, we used to get mail from the Great Congregation, but it was never really official and anyway it was only when a dragon had reasons to fly over here or a caravan was coming back.

-_-

Brethren wrote:

You're just gonna keep making this more and more obvious, huh?

lol

Pakitsk wrote:

*feeds* :troll:

Osmauri wrote:

*feeds* :troll:

2. Cover yourself in oil
3. Fly

resist... the urge to... respond... with snark...

Pakitsk wrote:

Remember, the Commissariat is always watching.

*watching while unfortunately unpaid