The Zombie Federation of Xhya-zsathis 03b is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.531 billion Xhya-zsatisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Üdvenydranó. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xhya-zsatisian economy, worth 440 trillion xhyapers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,669 xhyapers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xhya-zsathis 03b's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xhya-zsathis 03b is ranked 113,916^th in the world and 1,916^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,303.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.