The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and renowned for its feral children, triple-decker prams, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.556 billion Tassirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,204 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,616 Golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,569,633 per year while the poor average 18,712, a ratio of 83.9 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tassirion, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tassirion is ranked 37,302^nd in the world and 761^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,493.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.